The cryptic

Litt matematikk, også her :-) Kan det være noe fakta her lol .


Romantikk-matematikk
Smart mann + Smart kvinne = Romantikk
Smart mann + Dum kvinne = Affære
Dum mann + Smart kvinne = Giftemål
Dum mann + Dum kvinne = Graviditet

Arbeidsliv-matematikk
Smart sjef + Smart arbeidstaker = Vinning
Smart sjef + Dum arbeidstaker = Produksjon
Dum sjef + Smart arbeidstaker = Forfremmelse
Dum sjef + Dum arbeidstaker = Overtid

Shopping-matematikk
En mann betaler gjerne 10 kroner for en 5-kroners ting han trenger.
En kvinne betaler gjerne 5 kroner for en 10-kroners ting hun ikke har bruk for.

Generell statistikk
En kvinne bekymrer seg for fremtiden inntil hun finner en mann.
En mann bekymrer seg for fremtiden etter at han har funnet seg en kone.
En vellykket mann er en som tjener mer penger enn hans kone kan bruke.
En vellykket kvinne er en som finner en slik mann.

Lykke
For å være lykkelig med en mann, må du forstå ham masse og elske ham litt.
For å være lykkelig med en kvinne, må du elske henne masse ikke prøve å forstå henne i det hele tatt.

Hukommelse
Enhver gift mann burde glemme sine feil. Det er ingen vits at to mennesker husker det samme.

Mulighet for forandring
En kvinne gifter seg med en mann og forventer at han vil forandre seg, men det skjer ikke.
En mann gifter seg med en kvinne og forventer at hun ikke skal forandre seg, og det skjer.

Diskusjonsteknikk
En kvinne har det siste ordet i enhver diskusjon.
Alt en mann sier etter det, er begynnelsen på en ny diskusjon.

Hahahaha... Veldig bra .. Og så sant ,så sant ;o)

Er det sant Smily?? jaja - da lærte jeg litt mer om deg... he he

Tja, tja... Litt ymse kvalitet på "visomsordene" her, kanskje, men jeg lo godt av den med hukommelse...

Tror for øvrig Shopping-matematikk er tatt på kornet, og jeg tror mange kjenner seg igjen i Mulighet for forandring...

Hehehehehe... ironi er en fin ting..., mammadalt..... ;o)

Lol, dette er et av de morsomste innleggene på år og dag. Veeeldig lett å kjenne seg gjenn her :-)

Damejakt

Hva er det som får menn til å løpe etter damer de ikke akter å gifte seg med?
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- Det samme som får hunder til å løpe etter biler de ikke har tenkt til å kjøre

he he he :)))))))) .....så sant så sant....

Lol, du er i det lystige hjørnet i dag, ser jeg.. Takk for en ny latter :-)

Ja viktig med litt useriøse innlegg også . Som vi alle kan le litt av ;-D

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell".

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

HAHAHAHA... *ler meg skakk her* ;oD

du er herlig ,,,,,gode innlegg flere av disse.......det er godt å le litt.....mye kjent her

...som hund ... så også eier...
heldigvis har jeg aldri hatt sånn bikkje ;-)

Pickup lines and comebacks .


I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone.

I want to give myself to you.
Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

May I see you pretty soon?
Don't you think I'm pretty now?

You look like a dream.
Go back to sleep.

Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Do not enter.
or
Stop.

I'd go through anything for you.
Let's start with your bank account.

May I have the last dance?
You've just had it.

I would go to the end of the world for you.
Yes, but would you stay there?

Your place or mine?
Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.

Your body is like a temple.
Sorry, there are no services today.

Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing.

Den siste der må jeg huske!!! ;oD

Noen gull korn . Ler meg i hjel lol

1. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

2, I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

3. Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

4. How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.

5. First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

6. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.

7. When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country and starts wars. It's a whole different way of thinking.

8. After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

9. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

10. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

He he, mye bra. :))

A man and a woman are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the woman gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car.

She says, "Look, it's shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?"

He says, "Put it between your legs."

"What about the smell?"

"Hold its nose."

Rebel: You made my sunDAY :-)
Såå mange gullkorn er skjeldent og lese på så kort tid!

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.

Bra lesestoff en sen lørdagskveld:-)))))

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