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Reboot: 10 Errors Men Do Online - what every man should know about online dating

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Skjult ID med pseudonym ky_niker on. 29 aug. 2012 20:20

Here is a bit more accurate version. Some real stuff that works.

1. Don't email her seven times asking her why she hasn't responded to your first email. Chances are "she" is actually a man hiding behind a female profile and making fun of you and other male suckers here.

2. If she gives you her phone number, never call her right away. This may show her that you are desperate. Wait a few days. Then call.

3. Don't ask her how many other dates she's been on recently. Relax and use condom instead.

4. Don't get offended if she doesn't want to talk to you on the phone. She might be quite talkative, so that's for your own good, pal.

5. Don't send cut-and-paste emails. She doesn't read your dull emails, can't you get it? Find a good magazine, and use cut-and-paste pictures instead. You cannot imagine how much it means to have good-looking man's pictures in your profile. Use open images, of course. No need to violate copyright here, it isn't worth it.

6. Don't ask her how much she weighs or what her measurements are. Just be alert that, if she only shows her face pictures and no body pictures, she probably weighs a lot more than she writes in her profile.

7. Never ask for more pictures. If she is good-looking, she would have put them in her album anyway. If she did not... well, you know the answer.

8. Don't send her a nasty email if she hasn't responded to you after several emails. She is probably a married woman, a man, or a fake profile. There are plenty of those here, get used to it.

9. Do not email-stalk her. This is repetition of No.8, but this is an important point. That is the reason I repeat it. And I need 10 points here, otherwise I could not call it 10.

10. Don't ask her if she wants to have sex with you or without you. This is not not sensitive. If I taught you well, you should by now be able to figure it out yourself, brother.

Skjult ID on. 29 aug. 2012 23:17

Javel? Sender man flere meldinger hvis man ikke får svar på første?

Skjult ID med pseudonym ky_niker on. 29 aug. 2012 23:24

No.8. Do not email-stalk her.

I would even say: Do not email her at all. Bli voksen og vent til hun selv kommer til deg. Du må lære respekt mot kvinne. La henne avgjøre selv om hun tar kontakt eller ikke.

Skjult ID to. 30 aug. 2012 00:35

Hahaha, nå vet jeg hvorfor du har tid til å skrive på forumet hele tiden. Hver gang jeg er innom her, ser jeg du poster noe :)

Skjult ID med pseudonym ky_niker to. 30 aug. 2012 18:12

@(Skjult ID ) - to. 30 aug. 00:35

Og hvorfor har du tid til å skrive på forumet hele tiden?